goblins-against-cops:

i would like to.. become a bumble bee. sit on flowers. be yellow. not go to school. not understand capitalism.

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millennial-review:

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fursonar:

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nishlo:

tukut:

ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now

these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately 

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shoutout to all the cats

grovericon:

meow (only cats will understand)

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spongebobssquarepants:

muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock:

lmao: loving my alien overlords

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rvengefulobster:

thezohar:

spontaneousmusicalnumber:

That Midwest feel: When the tornado sirens go off and you panic for a second before remembering “Oh, it’s Wednesday”

what does this mean

It means it’s Wednesday, bro. If a tornado hits on a Wednesday it can’t hurt you. Those are the rules.

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